UnBooks talk:Great Abridged Pop Songs

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Hype, you have managed a rare thing: you got Mrs UU to laugh at an Uncyc article. I can't begin to explain to you how difficult a feat that is, so I simply extend to you significant kudos. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:59, May 26

But what about Sandcastle? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 13:18 26 May 2009
Huh, I had no idea there even was a Mrs. UU, and now I've made her laugh. Well, that's cool! Cheers Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:27, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
You didn't know he was married? But that's all he talked about all summer last year, the "pressure" of getting married. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:04 26 May 2009
Since when have I ever paid attention to anything that's going on? I'm the kind of guy who's always walking into poles. Like, lampposts, not ethnic Poles. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:11, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

"The melody of this song totally isn't plagiarized wink wink wink." HAHAHAHA! Can I add a few to this? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:59, 19 Jun

Sure, as long as you do a good job :) Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:03, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Woohoo, the one thing I added didn't suck! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:00, Jun 22

Also, you should add my milkshake - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:01, Jun 22

FU Leddy, I'd litterally only just got that fucking song out of my head from the last time I'd heard it. Now it'll be rattling around in my brain for months! You've destroyed me.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 05:04 22 June 2009
"I make a fantastic milkshake.
Seriously, my milkshakes are the shit.
Everyone loves me for my milkshakes.
The milkshakes are probably a euphemism for boobs or something." ...or something. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:08, Jun 22

Hey, I got an idea for another one:

"Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
I'm magical.
Rub me in a sexual fashion.
Did I mention I'm magical?

Yes? No? Wizard? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:54, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

How about Wizard - "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" with the abridged version being

I wish it could be Christmas everyday.
Really? I prefer halloween. Oh I wish it could be halloween everyday-ay!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:37 2 July 2009

Image[edit]

How about a picture like this one and a caption like "without this whig, I'm just a normal girl" for that Hannah Montana song. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Funny how you seem so well informed about Hannah Montana, Socky ;)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:23 1 July 2009
Funny or creepy? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:24, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
was just trying to imply that you were gay.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:33 1 July 2009
Gay? Me? Silly Orian. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:35, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
That caption wouldn't fit. These pics are being displayed at 100x100 and so captions are limited to about 12 letters. Maybe 15, lowercase. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:41, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
"whig = rockstar" then? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:43, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
That could work. Although wig is spelled "wig." For now, though, we have enough pictures again. The number of pics is (songs+1)/2, where songs is an odd number. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:48, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I noticed. Maybe for when some other songs are added then. I was thinking about whigs, my mistake. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:55, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Just a note - love Humps and Acky Breaky - my versions werent good enough. but thats ok - the new ones are hilarious. well done.

Suggestion for Amy Winehouse's Rehab[edit]

Several entities tried to convince me to go to a rehabilitation clinic

I politely refused.

I prefer to stay within a convenient distance of intoxicating substances

Whatever the consequences might be.

Noever 21:28, July 26, 2011 (UTC)