UnBooks:S Is For Syd/8

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"Gnome harm done,"

He said, quite liking this joke.

His pupils were dilated

like a pregnant meat cloak.

I raised my voice

and then promptly lowered it;

"Is this your bike, Syd?"

"Nuh-uh, I just borrowed it."

(Little mini fridge is clean out.)