UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure/Page 59

Ah, the best of all possible endings

You and the taxi driver head for the bar instead. Why the hell didn't you think of this earlier? 8 movies, 6 broken arms, 12 beautiful but dangerous women fucking you over, and all of it could have been avoided by forgetting the damn treasure and buggering off to the bar.

You live happily ever after, with a gin in one hand, and a burger in the other (guaranteed; no cheese, and no doom).