Twista

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Still shots from twista's debut album
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Slinginrhymesthatmakeacheetalooklikeadeadcat
Mouthisfasterthanthespeedofsound
Stillinguinnessasthefastestrapperwholeworldround.

EarlyLife[edit]

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Notcarinboutmathjustwannabustoutwiththatmadlyricalflow
Spittinrhymeswithaquicknesstalkinfasterthananyoneelsecanthink
Lipscatchinfireagaindunkthatboysheadinthebathroomsink.

RapCareer[edit]

Workinmickeydsisabitchandahalfyo
Punkbitchestaketoolongwontjusttaketheirfoodandgo
Tellthemanageritalktoofastagain
Illrapinyourlivingroomandspitalloveryourden.

PresidentialCareer[edit]

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Munchinchickensteakfriesandfivepoundsofcrawfish
Firedmyspeechwriterstheycantrhymeworthapileofshit
Stateoftheunioniseverybodyandtheymamagonnagetlit

RecordDeals[edit]

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Infinite45housemerginsplerginandcountthesemillions
Niggazfeelingshurtcuzwedidlockthegame
SewinupallboxofcainesfromyoungaG
cuzIDsllkeepsomepocketchange
AnditsstrangehowsaniggaIwhohiswayin

CriticalAcclaim[edit]

“Just what the holy living FUCK did he just say?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Twista

Seealso[edit]