The Importance of Being Earnest/Text

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“I thought it was pretty good.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Article Whoring

I first discovered The Importance of Being Honest in English class, when I was bored. I was sitting there, flipping through my English book, when the name "Oscar Wilde" caught my eye. Woah, back up. Oscar Wilde???

Needless to say, I started reading the play, which was hilariously funny. I hope you enjoy it too.

Table of Contents
*Act 1
*Act 2
*Act 3

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