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This page confuses Tom Hanks. He suggests you dumb it down a bit so average joes like him can understand that silly jargon. You're using too many big words and formulas and crap. He may have starred in the DaVinci Code, but he didn't read the book. Seriously, quit it. You're not that smart. Oh come on, he's the voice of Woody. Can't you do it for Woody?
Yes, we all know Buzz Lightyear is cooler. But Woody deserves some affection, too. Personally, I don't care, I'm just waiting for Buzz and Woody to have some space cowboy love child with a third testicle. Yes, I do think about these things, often. |