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DNA
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DNA stands for Destructive Nuclear Keanu Apples. I raise the question "What is it that makes us different from one another?" If you replied with God, you would be right! Also, the question I asked was rhetorical, so you just made yourself look silly by answering it. The answer is inside our cells... and no, I don't mean prison cells. Going back to our cells, let's say you take a tiny yellow submarine and head into one of our cells. You then go into the nucleus and you find a little thing called DNA, or as he likes to be called Adenine Thymine Cytosine Adenine Cytosine Cytosine Guanine Cytosine Guanine Guanine Guanine Cytosine Cytosine Thymine Guanine Adenine Adenine Guanine... Also, the only good thing to come out of DNA was Deoxys. (more...)
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