Talk:Unnatural Selection

Hey everybody... I gotta slap a template on this here article saying something of this nature but in the meantime...

I know you have the perfect idea for an aminal to add on here; please do not. Instead take your great idea and expand upon it and create, I don't know, maybe Survival of the Dimmest or The Origin of Freaky. I was originally going to call this article Very Endangered Species before Irealized how much that title sucked. But this article was built and fashioned in accordance with the Law of Fives and any additions would split the bedrock causing the entire structure to crumble into a pile of broken syntax.

However, I will clue anyone who cares into a task that I would whole-heartedly appreciate (if you're bored and need a little distraction)- I was trying to have it sound as if it were written by a scientist of some undetermined field who really despises entomologists, like a doctor/dentist or gynecologist/proctologist dynamic. I of course miserably failed at this goal with only two negative references, but got a bit lazy and decided it'd be more fun if someone else wanted to take a crack at it. But please, if you're gonna do it, do it well. Think of it as a game and find the most clever way to sneak an entomology jab in there. Let's not go too crazy either... comedy walks a fine line. But just remember... The Law of Fives... don't fuck with it (please). --Imrealized 09:17, 1 April 2006 (UTC)