Talk:Satan

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More Ideas??

I rewrote a couple of teh sections, moved some stuff to the appropriate sections, and deleted a lot of stupidity. Anyone else have any ideas as to what would make this page more humorous?? Any and all input would be appreciated. thx. --Ferric AlFerrous 02:28, November 27, 2011 (UTC)

User is an asshole

Who here agrees that the person who wrote this is an asshole. He/She is pissing me off.

I know, what's wrong with <insert name here>? --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 16:04, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Why, what is wrong with me? --User:Amitkumarroy/sig

--  User:Java7837 (contributions) (talk) (diary) 08:13, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Depends on which one it is -Muffin Man

What did I do ? Mikefoxtrot1 11:23, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

It's the {username} template, nobody called you an asshole.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:56, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Santa or Satan??

which I'm pretty sure your aware of. So people say that satan is undercover as santa right? well santa was invented by coca-cola. coca-cola is short for cocaine-cola, because back in the day the addictive ingrediant of cocaine was added. so maby satan invented coca-cola and made it addictive to make profit, and when he needed to make a pursuading apperance he changed his name and pretended that santa was invented, when it was really him disguised as a new character. So satan's sitting in his big red and gold throne with human skulls displayd in his lava-pool-side mansion while we are getting addicted to this product known at coca-cola. As you know cocaine is illigal nowadays so he get his workers to use other addicting syrups and sweetners so his profit goes up. he could be saving to pay back KnowlegePixie inc.

you never know...

Essentially I stole what was written above and stuck it in the Santa or Satan section. I'm still working on it but any input here would be appreciated. :D --$Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$ 06:27, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

Spelling is very important.

I think the article could be improved by removing the GBush/Cheney links. Also I had thought you could add a line about that Satan is known as Stan to the typographical guild. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:14, December 13, 2011 (UTC)