Talk:Samurai

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Well, this is one of my favourite articles on Uncyclopedia, it was the firstI fully read and it still holds a fondness in my heart. But it needs work! I've done a bit on it, but if anyone else feels like helping a potentially wonderful article out of the gutter, please do! - • T to the Roooy • Proud to be Say 'Hi!' 19:39, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Needs paragraph breaks and more organisation to the apparent random - David Gerard 16:37, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

I agree with David Gerard. I split the Way of the Samurai section into paragraphs but much remains to be done. Personally I am iggnerunt about fashionable Oriental lore and about gaming aspects of said lore, so I can't really add anything original to this article.----OEJ 17:54, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

So i made some improvements to this page but it probably still needs a little bit more work.Oishi

I've put in a lot of contents here :) au 2007/11/05

THIS ARTICLE IS TERRIBLE!! A little ORGANIZATION would be AMAZING, and maybe people can let others EDIT IT without changing it back to original form!!

Im Sorry but this is a fucking amazing article and anyone who says it isn't should jam their head up their own ass (rectum, sphincter, bum hole).... thankyou and goodnight - Joshorod

Conservation Week

Would anyone mind if I rewrote this for CW? I have some pretty good ideas I think.--Black Flamingo 17:02, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Unsatisfactory

It is laughable how childish you both are, talking about secret armies of samurai and the faults of democracy. Do I sense a supporter of communism in our midst? Also, what is this crap about Asian boobs? I'm not sure whether to roll on the floor laughing or cry. I think this is evidence enough to support that while credit must be given to samurai, ninjas, and pirates for being undeniably awesome, unicorns are way awesomer. Not only can they fly and turn rocks into carbohydrate-rich pastries, their fans only spawn arguements over which type of cupcakes are the faeces of which corrisponding subspecies of unicorn.

Sniff... well said. --Black Flamingo 18:56, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or Samuri?

Godzilla is proably the most gruesome problem facing the island of Japan/ Why doesn't the emporer use the samurai to fight Godzilla?