Talk:North Carolina

Everyone in Arkansas is related? Like most of Uncyclopedia, this is more about hate than humor. How many people has Uncyclopedia cyberbullied into suicide this year? Does Jonathan Huang laugh when each one dies? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 173.95.183.47 (talk • contribs)

Thank you for taking the time to comment (except for the guilt trip at the end). Uncyclopedia, alas! is written by amateurs, and many of them have no better grasp of comedy than stereotype. I am presently challenging someone else to do better at Georgia (U.S. State). If you can write stuff about North Carolina that is seriously funny, even without tearing the place to shreds, we will be eternally grateful. Spıke Ѧ 17:50 19-Sep-13

Oh, I see: You are spamming the above message on a variety of Uncyclopedia talk pages. Well, consider my invitation effective in two weeks, at the end of your ban. As you might have better comedy concepts, I wish you had come in good faith. Spıke Ѧ 18:01 19-Sep-13