Talk:Justin Bieber

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YOU'RE KIDDING ME[edit]

This little faggot has the same birthday as I! No! --Roman Dog Bird 07:48, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

There, there. There are worse things than sharing your birthday with Justin Bieber. Like, um, the Holocaust. Yeah. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:14, 8 March 2011

Finally, a Justin Bieber page that isn't crap or pure trolling. --Scofield 09:45, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

Why is it closed now!!! and i so wanted to add at the beginning that he is Just-a-beaver! but i can't :( User:Whyamidoingthis 19:05, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

I think you just answered your own question. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:01, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

So this page was perfect until I came along and ruined it, huh Scofield? --ULIT. 06:53, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Yes. Jackofspades.png (talk) 06:59, 11 April 2011
He (correctly) kept your change from "1984" to "1994." The rest just appeared to be a list of unrelated pop artists who you don't like, and the bizarre assertion that Lady Gaga was active around the same time as the Backstreet Boys. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:45, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

I will scare Justin Bieber out of bed --Snuffleupagus 16:30, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

carry on You fags.[edit]

carry on this shit! he has done alot to all of us?! FUCK YOU justin bieber!!! (and his fans)

Great, now you got us kicked out. Just like the Teen Choice Awards![edit]

Says Eric. "Oh, that was your fault," said Craig. "You're the one who had to touch Justin Bieber's hair!" said Eric. --Brandon Youngs 02:52, November 18, 2011 (UTC)

message from me justin bieber[edit]

guys man stop bullying me. what have I done to you. i'm an adult and if you carry on like this i'm going to call the cops and get you in jail. and i'm talking to you whyamidoingths to you know.

love from

justin bieber

^ Obviously not legitimate. Also, the cops aren't going to do anything about it considering that there's nothing actually illegal. -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 17:23, September 16, 2012 (UTC)

bieber fever[edit]

isn't bieber fever the same thing as justin bieber syphilis? Apple13 (talk) 02:13, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

the article "shanked" does not exist[edit]

As you can see, the hyperlink of "shanked" does not exist ( because it's red in colour ) and I don't have the powers to edit this page. So, admins, take care of it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nivrock (talk • contribs)

I took care of it. This article is protected against I.P.Anon (and registered users under four days old) because of past abuse. I tried to use a link to Ravi Shankar but There Isn't Any of that either. Spıke Ѧ 16:34 11-Feb-13

He get's GIRLS?![edit]

How can this lesbian have more girls wetting themselves over him than me?! JuggaloDan2013 (talk) 19:56, February 13, 2013 (UTC)

Maybe you would if you were gayer Spıke Ѧ 19:59 13-Feb-13
Seriously, once long ago a Pee Cee group I was in invited a Real Homosexual to speak, and much later the leader remarked that all the girls had worn skirts instead of the usual blue jeans. It's The Unattainable, like Mr. Spock. Spıke Ѧ 20:01 13-Feb-13
Even seriouser, Learn 2 apostrophe before you edit articles. Spıke Ѧ 20:03 13-Feb-13
Same reason bronies like Rainbow Dash. --Mn-z 15:02, February 14, 2013 (UTC)

Declaration from Satan[edit]

Satan has declared that Justin Bieber is not welcome neither in Hell nor in Heaven, and that's the main reason that Justin Bieber is still alive, no one wants him. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Cinon (talk • contribs)

This is not correct or funny: I do not know a single 11 year old girl who like justin beiber that is not litterally mentally retarded. Most of the Justin Beaver fans are 6-10.-cordelia The preceding unsigned comment was added by 70.226.199.28‎ (talk • contribs)

If you are the Cordelia who just picked a user name, please log in and sign with four tildes when commenting. In any case, please don't tear your hair out about comments on a talk page. This page is not to talk about what is true but about what might be funny. Spıke Ѧ 22:29 20-Jan-14