Talk:Giant, fanged hams

There are not enough monkeys in the world to sacrifice to the god that allowed this article to be created. You have truly been touched by the divine. Maybe. Were any bats harmed in the creation of this piece? Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 08:07, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, maybe not. Did you know the gates of Hell are actually a giant monkey head? Enter by going inside the giant monkey... I don't think any bats were harmed, though what do I know? I was too busy daydreaming about the Library... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 15:54 (UTC)

We can extend our conversation (well, strictly speaking, my end of the beginning of a conversation) about the Infinite Talk Page Theorem here. OK, questions

1. If you don't believe in Hell, is the entryway still a giant monkey head?
2. Can one truly be inside the giant monkey and retain Buddha nature?
3. Is the road to Hell paved with monkeys?
4. I spent grades 1 through 6 daydreaming. Can I still drive a Mini Cooper?
5. Will you take responsibility for harmed bats if any come forward to testify?

My computer is broke, and doesn't like the Library. Why do I look like a stoner on my new drivers license?

Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:20, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, which... where? From?

1. Sure, why not. Maybe it ain't actually hell, though... just what the locals like to call hell. I mean, it's a giant monkey head leading into an inferno of an abyss...
2. Does temperature affect Buddha nature? It's kind of hot in there.
3. Maybe pieces of monkeys... how would you tell, anyhow? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 20:56 (UTC)
4. I spent all my schooling daydreaming and never stopped. I'm daydreaming right now... subsequently, all I can really say is... panda.
5. No, I'll be in hiding. Would you prefer to reach me by courier or via satellite relay?

What a silly computer. Although a lot changes in 11 years... perhaps it's just a coincidence. And were you stoned? Although I look like a stoner, and I wasn't... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 20:56 (UTC)

Crossbow

This page reminds me of Crossbows, same layout Gen. Fudgem0bile Set nuns on fire. Go straight to heaven. 03:55, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Heehee... it's the Illogicopedian equivalent. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 04:00 (UTC)

Is there a reason...

...for the Douglas Adams-esque probability countdown? It does a good job of creating the sense of doom, but I don't really understand what it's supposed to be. --Black Flamingo 16:42, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Something about their liveliness. I don't really remember, though. >.< Any ideas?

1234 ~ 16:55, 20 February 2011

Something ham-related would be nice. Hamminess? Glaze-factor? The only real problem with probability is I kept thinking it had something to do with the probability drive from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which, obviously, it doesn't. --Black Flamingo 17:05, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

This could require some actual thinking... crap.

1234 ~ 00:43, 21 February 2011