Talk:Corn

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The best thing to do with corn is set it alight--212.139.242.14 10:33, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

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Hi, I am a fifth-grade school teacher working with a wonderful and very energetic group of students here in Nova Scotia. Please please forgive me if this is the wrong place to post this, but I really need to know: how does one go about clearing a blockage in an institutional toilet? Frivcm (talk) 02:57, 13 December 2021 (UTC)

Did you hear about the war between Nova Scotia and Newfoundland? The newfies were throwing grenades and the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back. OnePunch 03:23, 13 December 2021 (UTC)

Certainly one begins by getting the school cafeteria to serve less corn. (Either that, or it really is the wrong place to post.) Spıke 🎙️03:33 13-Dec-21

Thank you so much, a hand grenade is exactly what this tenacious clog needs! Look me up, ok? Frivcm (talk) 03:34, 13 December 2021 (UTC)

Corn induces the most fantastically granular stools i have ever seen come out of a human. Corn is definitely the solution here! Frivcm (talk) 03:36, 13 December 2021 (UTC)

Ew! but I tend not to watch. Spıke 🎙️03:40 13-Dec-21

Sprry maam. Frivcm (talk) 03:42, 13 December 2021 (UTC)

"Maam"? Not many women I know called Spike... Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 05:59, 13 December 2021 (UTC)

That makes more sense now. All this time I've been spiking womens drinks at the bar. If only I knew it was a name... OnePunch 06:06, 13 December 2021 (UTC)