Talk:Conservative media
Conservative media[edit]
I created this article to illustrate how ridiculous the idea of a “liberal media” in the United States is. I would like some help creating a long list of conservative talking heads and TV space filler like Ann Coulter (already started), Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh etc as well as a few paragraphs taking the piss out of them. Try to include a funny picture for each pundit too. Please don’t try to destroy the page by turning it into a conservative hate rant/liberal-bashing extravaganza trying to say that there really is a liberal bias in the media (like some arsewipe keeps doing on the liberals page), keep it focussed on taking the piss out of conservative pundits not praising them. Anybody who brakes this rule will be reoported to the ban patrol just like the I.p. address who is constantly vandalising the liberals page. Weri long wang 12:31, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
I rewrote the first paragraph a little bit. Change it back if you want of course. ----OEJ 19:21, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
It could use some work, not much though. Perhaps some more links to funnier articles, that sort of thing. Just needs to be tidied up. I'll be more than happy to do it for ya' though, so by the time you read this, it may already be done. --emc! ╬ 03:47, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
You have to say something about Pat Robertson's attempts to appear reasonable. And Robert Novak the foxbot programmed to leak. Joe Scarborough the foxbot that kills assistants in his office. Don't forget that little fucker, Frank Luntz. According to Daily Kos, "[Luntzz] writes the GOP "bible" on how to talk in public and frame the debate." Hmm, what else, oh yes, you have to mention the revolving door--the system that keeps all these guys employed. First in industry, then as lobbyists then as "elected officials." Speaking of "elections" would diebold be considered a foxbot? I would add these myself, but I am a little gunshy about adding to people's pages.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:00, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
Please leave Democrats as humans to allow the Bill Clinton joke to work. Calling Republicans robots is suposed to be a light hearted joke not a major insult. Thanks.Weri long wang 19:39, 30 July 2006 (UTC)