Talk:Attack of the 500 foot Jesus
What the fuck is this?[edit]
Jesus sucks... the bible sucks... it is all shit written by a guy who killed his son. And jesus? He was just a carpenter, probally saw that he could convice some old fools to follow a star and give him lots of money, that greedy bastard. Jesus should die, jesus sux.
500 foot Jesus finds your lack of faith disturbing...--FunkyHum24n 02:58, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Math error![edit]
If the 500-foot Jesus quadrupled his size ten times, he wouldn't multiply by 40. He would quadruple his size, and quadruple it again (Jesus times 16 at this point), and quadruple it again, until he had actually quadrupled his size ten times. His new height would be determined by the formula: 500*4^10. Therefore his new size would be (taks on calculator - holy shi...) much much bigger than a mere 20,000 feet.
- Quadrupling his size is not the same as quadrupling his dimensions. For every 2x increase in dimensions, the size (volume and mass) goes up 8 fold. So, quadrupling your size is the same as increasing ones dimensions by 1.5874 times, so the correct formula to figure the height is 500*1.5874^10. This comes out to about 50,000 feet, which is still off, but less inaccurate. --Splaka 05:44, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
Super Jesus can "make the fusion" with Godzilla![edit]
I'd pay to see that. $5 max.
January 1, 2008[edit]
I think we really should format Uncyclopedia in a little over a year on this actual day. We can have everyone freaking out and such. It would really be funny. 24.94.29.97 06:14, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
- Huh? --THE 01:17, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Why does the picture have him in Seattle when he's supposed to be rampaging in the midwest on 1/1/08? Someone needs to edit the article or photoshop to make the lies more palatable.
CONTENT WARNING: False interpretations of real-world objects[edit]
This is just blasphemous, it was made to make fun of Jesus, Adolf Hitler, and Microsoft's Xbox 360. It's just the pics making fun of Hitler and Xbox by the way. The pics showing Jesus that big are blasphemous and fraudulent. There is no record of Jesus that size nor of him attacking civilization, not even in Revelation. Jesus is God, so he lived a perfect life, so he never returned that size, but will first return in secret for the Rapture, then come back again visible to resurrect the dead in Christ. This article is just a pun on the movie 'King Kong' and Phineas & Ferb episode 'The Attack of the 50-foot Sister'.
The following stuff you read from the article is blasphemous and fraudulent, as it is not recorded anywhere in the Bible, Q'uran, Koran, Torah, nor any other holy book, the events are false, believe the events at your own risk. But you should just believe the Bible instead. This is just real stuff in a fictional story. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.51.28.219 (talk • contribs)