Talk:Anal glands
From Pee Review[edit]
Wrote this some time ago and it throughly grossed out Codiene, which I took as a good sign. Still I thought it held promise. I'm partial to the rimbus image myself. Open to suggestions for improvement. -- Dame 
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:48, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
"Venting steam!" Perhaps I are drunkened, but that made me larf. A few tweaks of the dull kind may be in order... "After finding the glands, your pet will have either bolted..." After you find the glands, not after your pet finds them. "...pet owners who notice their pets licking their anus (an act in itself that is quite heinous), or scootching across the rug like Cathy Rigby on the "pommel horse" in Munich in 1972 must take action..." Put a comma after 1972; if you have no comma use a coma; in other cases a trance works OK. You know the drill, Prettiest, because you write well. It's just cleanup...or like squeezing the anal glands of your favorite pet daschund. Just the dull opinion of a dull, dull man. ----OEJ 02:16, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
- Graciously accepted and fixed. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:36, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
From Pee Review 2[edit]
Just poking through my stuff and found this. Well, I wasn't really pokin just reviewing my contributions and saw this. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:38, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
| Humour: | 7 | It was too distgusting to read in detail, but it was quite interesting. |
| Concept: | 10 | Someone HAD to do this. |
| Prose and formatting: | 8 | A pretty good format... |
| Images: | 9 | I bit too informative |
| Miscellaneous: | 7 | You're insane. |
| Final Score: | 41 | A-...keep working on it and I will nominate it. |
| Reviewer: | Happy Weasel 04:04, 2 April 2007 (UTC) | |
A fine, fine read. Ben Yagoda wrote, "I laughed, I cried, I blew my lunch into a brown paper bag." The plot thickens, especially just before it is "expressed", and the reader's heart is sure to skip several beats or even stop altogether. David Orr wrote, "The colors of animal exudate have never been so poetically described, not even by Heinrich Himmler."
My only suggestion would be to slap the final line of the first section --
- "Being "glands" that are located near the "anus" (hence them name), anal glands secret their perfume like qualities while “Rover” or Hello Kitty poop (aka crap), and thus gives regular shit a charm all its own, though in the final anlysis, it's still shit."
-- with a heavy rewrite. It's long and awkward in my nauseated opinion. Good piece, though. ----OEJ 23:48, 2 April 2007 (UTC)