Overdue rent

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HTTP://UNCYCLOPEDIA.ORG/WIKI/OVERDUE_RENT

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EVICTION NOTICE

To whom it may concern:

You are hereby notified that due to your repeated inability to provide rent, you are now restricted from gaining access to: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Overdue_rent, and are now reading said property without consent of the administrators of Uncyclopedia.

If you do not vacate the page within 10 seconds of finishing this article, Uncyclopedia will seek, without further notice, to obtain a court-issued restraint order and require you to pay the required costs incurred in bringing this action.

A Man in a Shack

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