Olaf Scholz

Interesting fact:Olaf Scholz once had hair. That's it. The interesting fact.

Olaf Scholz (born 1958) is the current German Chancellor. He replaced Angela Merkel when she stepped down from her role as the female Otto von Bismarck in December 2021. Scholz leads the German Social Democrat Party. He has no other recorded interests.

This man is so deadly dull. Germany's fear that charisma, leadership and vision means you're the next Austrian-born rabble riser has paralysed the country since 1949. Germany has not done it again. Central Europe is sleeping.

Background

Oh I give up....

Things done

Ermm....

Things not done

Zzzzzz....

Russia

Oh...those gas pipelines from Russia. What do we do now? No more Christmas cards for Vladimir Putin.

Future

Prussia reinstated. The Kaiser recalled. Anything to gain recognition. Might succeed.

Preceded by: Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany 2021-

Succeeded by: Boris Becker