Number One

Number One can mean:

• Piss
• Urine
• Winner
• 1 (number)
• A character from The Prisoner
• Designation of William Riker in Star Trek: Next Generation (pronounced "Numbah One")
• Loneliness
• codename for a spy
• luigi's favourite catchphrase: "luigi number one!!!"

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