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New math (ambiguation)
New Math, while confusing, clearly isn't quite confusing enough.
In order to rectify that, we present the following list of potentially-contradictory articles on the subject:
If you're still not confused, then perhaps will help. Otherwise, you're on your own.
This is an Ambiguation page — an article specifically designed to be noninformative and confusing about its subject matter. If you are aware of a page which does not refer you to this page, you are encouraged to cloud the issue as much as possible by changing the link to point here. This link shows pages which do link here.