Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 3

June 3: Rhymes With Turd Day

• 1692 - Poland is reversed.
• 1881 - Sweary Mary utters the word cunt for the first time.
• 1958 - The Rivingtons hit the Top 40 with The Turd Is the Word.
• 1967 - First instance of the phrase "June the Third" being rhymed with "turd". What took us so long?
• 1971 - First invasion of the Kurds.
• 1977 - Melvin Rogers becomes first person to be arrested for DUI. How'd they know? His speech was slurred.
• 1980 - First all-nude production of Richard the Third.
• 1982 - In Wercestershire, Uruguay, is born William Hurd.
• 1985 - On Top of the Pops, The Herndy-Gurds perform Little Bird.
• 1990 - First version of Revenge of the Nerds.
• 1998 - Rhymes With Turd Day is officially abolished, putting an end to the absurd.
• 1999 - Some clever ponce works out that Damien Hurst's last name has an internal rhyme with turd. He is lynched for being a smart-arse.
• 2006 - Man realizes every word rhymes with turd.
• 2007 - Last man standing finally sits down. Word!
• 2008 - French man asplodes after talking like Sylvester Stallone for twenty-three hours. The last thing he said was «Murde!».