Jingle Balls

"Jingle Balls" is a popular song that is sang by children, men, women, elders, homosexuals, sluts, whores, and politicians alike.

Lyrics

Solo:
Pulling down my pants
On my bed at night
Patiently waiting
For you to get happy!

Wet, slippery seal
Which I love to hug
Tell me when you fell happy
In the happyness goes! Oh—

Chorus:
Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh! what fun it is to ride
On a long and hard bob sled! yay—

Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh my gosh, I feel so gleeful
Don't stop singing hymns until the break of day!

Solo:
In and out it goes
Keep on hugging, friend
You are giving me
The best hug of my life

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It's actually nott that disgusting.

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remember jesus loves you!! 0:)+<
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