Interactive Periodic Table/He
Not to be confused with She-ra, He-man-ium is the butch-est of all elements. Often found in the company of like-minded elements such as Biker-ium, Cop-ium, Cowboy-ium and Constructionworker-ium He-man is vital for the protection of Eternia from corrosion, impure thoughts and side-reactions with Skeletor-ium.
He-Man-ium exists in two allotropes, the lesser known of these being Prince-Adam-ium. No less butch than its better known twin, Price-Adam-ium has a (platonic) relationship with Teela-ium whose preference for violence, leather-gear and Doc Marten's and Lindsay Lohan has long caused speculation among chemists as to its true affinity for either allotrope.
Only one source of He-man-ium has yet been discovered - a mine below Castle Grayskull, the birth place of Shakespeare's Hamlet. The discovery of this site by US corporation Mattel has had significant impact on the world economy, allowing its operatives to transform small quantities of colourful but low-grade plastic into mountains of Gold. Interest was particularly high in the early 1980's but has tapered significantly over the last 30 years as the proliferation of TV channels has offered something good to watch in its place.
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