HowTo:Write a Techno Song

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To write a good Techno song, you should repeat the same thing over and over again.

Writing a Techno song is, in fact, a good deal simpler than many people think. Like Progressive Rock, there are a set of guidelines you should follow to write an excellent Techno song.

Writing the Song

To write a good Techno song, you should repeat the same thing over and over again.

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

To write a good Techno song, you should repeat the same thing over and over again.

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

Writing the Song

The first and only thing you should do is develop a really short, sweet, repetitious musical motif, and repeat it for the entire song. Critics will say that such a method is lazy, but what do they know?

The Bit Where It Changes

To write a good Techno song, you should throw in a bit where it changes.

At about the middle of the song, you should throw in a bit where it changes—though not by much—to keep the listener's interest.

The Bit Where It Changes

At about the middle of the song, you should throw in a bit where it changes—though not by much—to keep the listener's interest.

The Bit Where It Changes

At about the middle of the song, you should throw in a bit where it changes—though not by much—to keep the listener's interest.

The Bit Where It Changes

At about the middle of the song, you should throw in a bit where it changes—though not by much—to keep the listener's interest.

The End of the Song

At the end of the song, you should change it up a bit more.

At the end of the song, you should go to another slightly different version of your original motif, and repeat that until the song ends.

The End of the Song

At the end of the song, you should go to another slightly different version of your original motif, and repeat that until the song ends.

The End of the Song

At the end of the song, you should go to another slightly different version of your original motif, and repeat that until the song ends.

The End of the Song

At the end of the song, you should go to another slightly different version of your original motif, and repeat that until the song ends.

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