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“To eat good food, you don't need $500 steak or expensive truffles. You need a helping of furniture, and then all your taste buds will be pleased.”
Furniture is considered the best cuisine in culinary history. It has been adored by food critics and famous chefs all over the world. With its tastes varying in all sorts of aromatic and delicious flavors, and its divine texture, furniture is the best food ever. If you don't agree, you can eat something more to your offensive liking, like garbage.
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