Hot chocolate

Drugs for Children.

Hot chocolate is a children's version of coffee or energy drinks. Instead of them drinking caffeine, snorting cocaine and drip feeding ethanol, they can turn to Hot chocolate to get a better fix. It is so addictive.

History

Hot chocolate was invented as an analogue of cocaine in water, only instead of water, soda or an energy drink mixed with sweet urine of ants. It was once drunk by the Inca to enhance their rituals.

Compound

• Energy drink 100%
• Soda 18%
• Cocaine and Ethanol 7373%

see also

• Coffee
• Energy drink
• Coca Cola