Hot Pockets
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Hot Pockets is a brand of microwaveable snacks, usually containing a variety of unknown meats along with synthesized cheese and (allegedly) normal vegetables. Similar to a calzone, it tries to take the place of the almighty pizza pie but fails miserably. They arent bad, though (when you're intoxicated). The brand was founded in 1983 by Chef America, Inc. but it was purchased by the bastards at Nestle in 2002.
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