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Gospel is a word that means "truth". This is the same sort of thing as the U.S. Declaration of Independence calling its own assertions "self-evident". In other words, the mark of a complete liar. The Gospel usually refers to the Bible, especially the four New Testament books on the life of Jam Jesus (pictured). Biblical study is mostly over the head of this website's authors. But we have articles on:

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