Garden of Earthly Delights

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Artist's conception of the completed Garden of Earthly Delights

In the aftermath of the destruction of Disneyland and surrounding counties in 2304 by Goth guerilla forces from Oregonia who destroyed all that was evil in the Republic of California, the Republic has decided to build the Garden of Earthly Delights on the land-surface of those areas.


Construction is currently underway and is expected to be completed by 2310.

  • Landscape architects from Mesopotamia have been engaged as consultants.
  • Water for the garden's lakes and flowing streams will be brought in from the luxurious rain forests of Las Vegas.
  • Manual laborers from Suisse, the Scandinavian Union, and Nippon are being employed for the project.


It is hoped that the garden will heal the scorched earth left by the Goths. It is being built to replicate the way of life in the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood of San Francisco in 1967. That place and time is widely recognized by Californians as being the North American west coast's golden age.


The garden has already been pre-approved by UNESCO to be named as a Wonder of the World.