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Zork 3

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Hi, Mr. Robe Wearing Guy! Score: {{{2}}} Moves: {{{3}}}

You talk to Death for a way to live, and after several seconds of silence, he points at your pocket.

> Search pocket

Inside, you find pocket lint and the slingshot that you found before. Also, did I mention that the grue over there just got hungry again?

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