Game:Zork3/DeathMoney

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 LINT?!? Score: {{{2}}} Moves: {{{3}}}


What the hell? You can't just BRIBE death with POCKET LINT!


> Then why did Death take it?


He...likes pocket lint?


> Yep, and guess what? I outsmarted you!


Oh yeah? Well I have 5 more pieces of lint right here! What now?


*** You have di-


> Now let's not be hasty here...


Don't interrupt me! Death...?


*** You have won ***



> What? I won?!


Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** You have died ***


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