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 LINT?!? Score: {{{2}}} Moves: {{{3}}}

What the hell? You can't just BRIBE death with POCKET LINT!

> Then why did Death take it?

He...likes pocket lint?

> Yep, and guess what? I outsmarted you!

Oh yeah? Well I have 5 more pieces of lint right here! What now?

*** You have di-

> Now let's not be hasty here...

Don't interrupt me! Death...?

*** You have died ***

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