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Zork 3

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 Nintendo Headquarters Score: 345 Moves: 10

Everyone knows Nintendo started as a playing card company in Kyoto. That's why the Nintendo Headquarters are in Kyoto.


> Enter Building


You end up in a room with various posters of Yamauchi Hiroshi with beautiful Japanese girls, and posters of a man practising his evil laugh with some Italian plumber. Yes, this must be it. You ask around for "Shiggy", but everyone runs off screaming when you say his name. So you'll have to go find him yourself.


> Search building for Mr. Miyamoto


Just when you were about to give up, the man walks through the door.

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