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 Shigeru and the Wii Score: 1000 Moves: 11

"Err.. mister Miyamoto? Do you have some news on the release date for the Nintendo Wii?"

Shigeru smiles and shows you soem CG pics of a game console, a screenshot of Super Mario Galaxy, and another screenshot showing you the controller of the Nintendo Wii.

"But, when can we expect it? And will it be resleased all around the world at the same time? So the poor Europeans don't have to wait for it for another year?"

Shigeru doesn't seem to know the answer. But you were supposed to know that the Wii is already produced and released.

"Mr. Miyamoto?"


BAF is a kickass weapon that can only be handled when your ass is so big you can stick a weapon that has a diameter of 2 meters in it. Shigeru Miyamoto is the only man in the world known to be capable of using its destructive power.

Maybe once you might master the arts of BAF.

But not now, 'cause...

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