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Zork 3
| Nintendo HQ: Duel Hall (It exists, I'm serious!) | Score: 2453 | Moves: 11 |
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You don't speak any Japanese. What? You do? No you don't. Not in this game. So, instead, you decide to call something like: "Donutsu Kijiro to Mitaka!" Shigeru is so astonished by this, it takes him ten minutes to recover. A Nintendo employee tells you what you said meant: "Look! A flying donut!" What to do now? |
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