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It's a mailbox. You open it, and there's some mail inside for you. What were you expecting, a grue? Or maybe the Spanish Inquisition?

> That's ridiculous! Grues don't fit in mailboxes, and nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Alright, stop yelling and examine the mail already!

> examine mail

You pull out two packages and two envelopes. One envelope appears to be a water bill. The other is a casual letter. The packages are a small wooden crate marked "Danger" and a box from an action figure company.