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 Activus Castle Score: 0 Moves: 0

You step into the portal.


Several unnecessary descriptions and near-death encounters later, you arrive at split path in this rather nondescript labyrinth. You hear the roaring of a beast down the left corridor. There seems to be a sign written with blood (Eew) in front of you saying, "Danger - Minefield", and a sign saying "Right is always right - Never take what's left." Oh, and there is a Grue -

> Wait! All the Grues died when I killed the Ur-Grue!

- I don't know either - It's just there. What do you want to do?