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Zork 3

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Aaa Score: 0 Moves: 0

> Run back and scream for mommy!

You run backwards and scream for mommy.

Suddenly, Your Mom turns up!

> Hooray!

But she doesn't tolerate your excessive gaming habits and grounds you.

*** Mama mia! ***

It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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