Game:Zork3/activuscastle1

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> Go left


You are in a dark tunnel.


> Look


You see what appears to be a gigantic kitten. It doesn't look friendly.


> Here kitty kitty kitty...


You sure are stupid. As a reward, you get eaten by the kitten. Serves you right.


*** Your death causes YOU!! ***


Would you like to try out capitalism, restore Soviet Russia, or get mauled by loony right-wing American anti-communists? (Type CAPITALISM, RUSSIA, or MAULED BY AMERICANS):