> Go left
You are in a dark tunnel.
You see what appears to be a gigantic kitten. It doesn't look friendly.
> Here kitty kitty kitty...
You sure are stupid. As a reward, you get eaten by the kitten. Serves you right.
- *** u r ded ***
Wud u liek 2 staet ovur, restor sevad poz, or end ur Zork 3 sessiun? (Tiep O RLY, YA RLY, uer SRSLY):