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Score: -3628746527456275627562675
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Moves: 47
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> Fire Kitten Launcher!!
You don't have a Kitten Launcher!
> Whatever, get a Kitten Launcher!!
Where?
> From a gun shop!!
WOW, HOW AMAZING! They really sell Kitten Launchers here! But how will you pay?
> With the Anti-Gruebot!
OK. Now, what about ammo?
> Look! A kitten huffer!
You steal a Kitten from the kitten huffer, stuff it in your launcher and pull the trigger just before the Ur-Grue tears you into pieces...
BOOOM!!!! The sheer ass-raping pwnage of the Mobile Kitten Launcher Mk III causes a 1000 gigaton nuclear explosion, instantly 'vaporizing' the Ur-Grue and permanently knocking Earth out of its orbit! Bother about the consequences!!!
YOU WIN!!!
> Oh really? This must be a trap!
Oh yes, it is!
The Ur-Grue rises, bloody and battered, from the ashes of the explosion and roars angrily!
What would you want to do?
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