> Fire the Kitten Launcher again!!!!
It hit the Ur-Grue, and the sheer force of the 1000 gigaton kitten liberates the Ur-Grue from the mortal plane of existence.
> Wait! What does that mean?
It means you killed the Ur-Grue, dumbass! Are you too stupid to even comprehend that?
> That means I win, right?
No, no, no! The planet-cracking might of the Kitten Launch has shattered Earth into a quadrillion microscopic fragments! You die in the cataclysm!!!
> Boo hoo... I died yet again...
Don't be too upset. You killed the Ur-Grue, and managed to destroy Earth before the Vogons or the Empire got at it. That's as close as you can get to winning around here.
- *** You have died ***
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