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Zork 2
| 4maze97 | Score: 0 | Moves: 0 |
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You enter a giant room filled mostly with robots. You find Bates inside the truly gargantuan robot that was being built at M1cr0s0ft. It appears to be the sort of robot that attacks very predictably; you know, like all those platforming-genre bosses who attack the same way every time, then pause so you can hit them and never take any damage. This is the same thing. All you gotta do is predict which move Bates will use: You hear the buzzing of a chainsaw as the Gruebot begins to move. The numbers determine how many times you need to hit each part to destroy it. | ||