Welcome to the Mother Ship of amateur comedy writing! (Amateur means we don't pay you to do it.)
This is where the original Uncyclopedia wound up. You might as well pick a user name. We have no "partners" that want to sell you stuff. Giving your email simply lets you recover your password; we don't send spam. Uncyclopedians get a talk page, private edit area, and a welcome, maybe, if you actually edit; and we won't de-platform you for your views, if they're funny.
Zork
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Welcome to PvP or Player Vs Player! Here you can challenge fellow players to find out how much you suck. You can use all items that you have been able to use in Zork, plus the new item: The Holy Hand Grenade. When creating your profile you may not use numbers and can only have names 10 characters long. The only available profile is Milton. Please choose a profile... (maybe)
(a hint: https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/Game:Zork/PvP%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F
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