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Having absolutely nothing to do with the frightful Wizzard situation that has suddenly appeared in front of yourself, you quickly write up a letter of complaint to the Attorney General and to the Zork Law Offices of Gary Coleman, and patiently wait for a reply of some sort. Unfortunately, the Grue wises up to your brilliant scheme and quickly wolfs you down so that no actual case will have ever been created. Did I say Grue instead of Wizzard? Yes I did. :o

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You got screwed ***

Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):