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> Trip the security guard

Enraged at the sight of you, the guard drops his nightstick and charges at you with his 'DUPLEX BLADE Grueland Military Combat Knife, 3000.'

You immediately trip him and he goes flying into the side of the delivery truck nearby. His knife flies out of his hand and falls down a nearby drainpipe.

> Crap.

However, you still have his nightstick!

> Pick up nightstick

You now have a Nightstick.