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 What have I done with my life? Score: 0 Moves: 1

> regret life

You regret getting your job as an newsperson and even just getting out of bed this morning, because now you have to give a report about some sciaphobic groundhog.

Well, better get out there and get it over with, because you only have to go through this once.

You get out of bed and get dressed. a man greets you in the hallway as you walk downstairs.

Downstairs, you order some coffee.

The waitress asks you, "Will you be checking out today, valued guest?"

> chance of departure 100%

The waitress smiles as you leave the building.

There is a path running to the south and west. To the west are some various small houses, to your south is downtown.

What do you do?