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 Sydney? Sydney Connors? Score: 0 Moves: 2

As you turn the corner, a hobo holds his hands out to you expectantly.

> Ignore hobo

Then, as you continue walking south, a man in glasses holding a briefcase approaches you.

"Sydney? Sydney Connors?"

> Ignore man

You ignore him, but you wonder why this man thinks he knows you.

"Don't you remember me? 'Cause I sure as heckfire remember you! Ned!"

> Who the fuck is Ned?

Oh, sorry, forgot about the amnesia. Just play along with it.

"Ned Ryerson!"

> Continue ignoring man

"Needlenose Ned"? Ned the Head? C'mon, kid. Case Western High! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing!"

> WTF?

"I got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again."

> Concentrate on ignoring man even more

"I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?"

> Pretend to remember Ned

You say: "Ned Ryerson?" just to get him off your shoulder.