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| Sydney? Sydney Connors?
As you turn the corner, a hobo holds his hands out to you expectantly.
> Ignore hobo
Then, as you continue walking south, a man in glasses holding a briefcase approaches you.
"Sydney? Sydney Connors?"
> Ignore man
You ignore him, but you wonder why this man thinks he knows you.
"Don't you remember me? 'Cause I sure as heckfire remember you! Ned!"
> Who the fuck is Ned?
Oh, sorry, forgot about the amnesia. Just play along with it.
> Continue ignoring man
"Needlenose Ned"? Ned the Head? C'mon, kid. Case Western High! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing!"
"I got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again."
> Concentrate on ignoring man even more
"I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?"
> Pretend to remember Ned
You say: "Ned Ryerson?" just to get him off your shoulder.