|IRC||Score: 4||Moves: 8|
Now talking in #zork Topic is '?help is your friend, don't attempt !help, we respect ChanServ's almightiness' <ZorkBot> West of House <ZorkBot> <ZorkBot> You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. <ZorkBot> There is a small mailbox here.
You are so shocked by this self-reference, your head explodes before you can type a single character.
If you know that there is no #zork channel on freenode, you can choose another channel.