Game:Zork/irc/zork

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 IRC Score: 4 Moves: 8



> join #zork


Now talking in #zork
Topic is '?help is your friend, don't attempt !help, we respect ChanServ's almightiness'
<ZorkBot> West of House
<ZorkBot>
<ZorkBot> You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
<ZorkBot> There is a small mailbox here.

You are so shocked by this self-reference, your head explodes before you can type a single character.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

If you know that there is no #zork channel on freenode, you can choose another channel.

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