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IRC	Score: 4	Moves: 8
> join #zork Now talking in #zork Topic is '?help is your friend, don't attempt !help, we respect ChanServ's almightiness' <ZorkBot> West of House <ZorkBot> <ZorkBot> You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. <ZorkBot> There is a small mailbox here. You are so shocked by this self-reference, your head explodes before you can type a single character. It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore If you know that there is no #zork channel on freenode, you can choose another channel. #wikipedia #uncyclopedia random channel