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> join #wikipedia


The contents of this Zork page have been removed due to a DMCA warning from some guy named Jimbo over some matters called GFDL and CC-BY-NC-SA.

Therefore, this page cannot feature the real log of you chatting on #wikipedia, and we are forced to invent an ad-hoc scenario where a grue emerges out of the black screen and eats you. This grue looks suspiciously like St. Ignucius.

Besides, you were supposed to be eaten by a grue anyway, so we just made the inevitable closer.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.