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> join #wikipedia

The contents of this Zork page have been removed due to a DMCA warning from some guy named Jimbo over some matters called GFDL and CC-BY-NC-SA.

Therefore, this page cannot feature the real log of you chatting on #wikipedia, and we are forced to invent an ad-hoc scenario where a grue emerges out of the black screen and eats you. This grue looks suspiciously like St. Ignucius.

Besides, you were supposed to be eaten by a grue anyway, so we just made the inevitable closer.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):