Game:Zork/fight

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 Testing out your powers... Score: ? Moves: ?


> Test out my powers

A horde of angry Vikings suddenly appear around you, and are seemingly enraged at your presence. You immediately attempt to hand out large amounts of whoop-ass but stop when you notice the vikings are protected by a Naaman. They eat you. Dumbass.
> No fair!

Oh yeah? I'll show you what's fair...
> What? Wait, n-


...

But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.