Game:Zork/fight

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 Testing out your powers... Score: ? Moves: ?


> Test out my powers

A horde of angry Vikings suddenly appear around you, and are seemingly enraged at your presence. You immediately attempt to hand out large amounts of whoop-ass but stop when you notice the vikings are protected by a Yrthak. They eat you. Dumbass.
> No fair!

Oh yeah? I'll show you what's fair...
> What? Wait, n-



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.